wonderlandalice1369

Dec 20
collegehumor:

Death Cannot Stop Him 
I think we can take comfort that somewhere out there, he’s looking over us from his zombie perch.

collegehumor:

Death Cannot Stop Him

I think we can take comfort that somewhere out there, he’s looking over us from his zombie perch.

Sep 06
collegehumor:

Ad For Manix Lube Routes Traffic Between Legs
Good to see your mom is getting modeling work.

collegehumor:

Ad For Manix Lube Routes Traffic Between Legs

Good to see your mom is getting modeling work.

Sep 06
OMG all i can say is that i wanna see all of her tatts 

OMG all i can say is that i wanna see all of her tatts 

Sep 06

vikingandqueen:

lhansen11:

All kinds of hotness at Dragon*Con this year…including this hot hunk of biceps and washboard abs. Trust me…Joe Manganiello is even hotter in person.  RAWR!! 

I. WAS. THERE.

Makes me all sorts of giddy inside.

Sep 06
Mar 25

EAH FOR BOOBIES AKA MELONS TITS TITTIES JUGS AND MORE

I think boobs are a universal joy. If everyone would just look at boobs more often, it could like…stop wars and shit. Let’s all join together in peace. Do it for the boobs.

Mar 25
isilyastar:

I wish he would wear more black sleeveless shirts…

isilyastar:

I wish he would wear more black sleeveless shirts…

Mar 25
cutiecupcakefury:

A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight andimmediately didn’t want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said “I cannot sit here next to this black man.” The fight attendant said “Let me see if I can find another seat.” After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated “Ma’am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class.” About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated “The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class.” Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, “Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn’t want you to sit next to an unpleasant person.” Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.

cutiecupcakefury:

A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight andimmediately didn’t want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said “I cannot sit here next to this black man.” The fight attendant said “Let me see if I can find another seat.” After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated “Ma’am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class.” About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated “The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class.” Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said, “Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn’t want you to sit next to an unpleasant person.” Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation.

Mar 25
qbits:

doodlepoop:

Sometimes in America, if you’re not a white Anglo-Saxon Protestant Straight Male, you deserve all the human rights violations you experience.

Always easier to blame the victim than to point a finger at yourself.

qbits:

doodlepoop:

Sometimes in America, if you’re not a white Anglo-Saxon Protestant Straight Male, you deserve all the human rights violations you experience.

Always easier to blame the victim than to point a finger at yourself.

Mar 25
Come to the good side we have adorable puppies in robes lol

Come to the good side we have adorable puppies in robes lol